"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
Let’s take a moment to acknowledge the fact that Liara T’Soni usually dances like this
But after being introduced to some alcohol, becomes this
Handle yo shit girl
She gets so drunk she dances like Shepard. Ain’t that some shit?
Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god
FUCK NO “SAD FOR THE ANTS” THOSE ARE FUCKING FIRE ANTS THE LITTLE DICKBAGS WILL FUCKING EXPLODE OUT OF THAT ANTHILL AND BURN YOUR ASS WITH THEIR POISON GOD DAMNI HATE FUCKIN GIRIERHANTS
Yeah, fuck ants dude.
Fuck you ants are fucking awesome, such tiny creatures working together to live and feed each other. Carrying such weight and working non stop. So fuck you leave ants alone!
Have you ever had someone grab a handful of a fire ant hill and throw it all over your body? I have. Fuck ants.
I do not advise fucking ants.
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.